100 Great Fish Puns

As a long-time aquarium owner I find fish puns to be incredible fun.

Here’s a list of 100 of them! This list is an aggregation of all the different fish puns I’ve heard or seen online throughout the years. All credit goes to the original creators / creative minds behind these puns wherever they may be. A few are my own creations.

If you have anymore, please share them in the comments.

With no further ado, here are the fish puns. Get ready to kraken up! They’re broken up into 10 batches of 25, with some picture memes in between.

  1. Holy Shrimp! This scampi happening?
  2. Any fin is possible if you don’t trout yourself!
  3. No fin is better than swimming with dolphins.
  4. We, the jury, find the defendant gillty of terrible fish puns!
  5. If you can think of a better pun, let minnow.
  6. I’ve been herring about this great fish pun article.
  7. Never trust unlicensed puns, always check if they’re offishal.
  8. I peed in the pool … on porpoise!
  9. Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you drown! Never gonna swim around and splash you!
  10. Don’t be koi, tell me your fish puns.
  11. Sometimes dealing with fish is a pain in the bass.
  12. Some fish just carp on and on.
  13. Where do fish live? Finland.
  14. Lets just clam down should we.
  15. I thought of posting more fish puns, but then I thought I should scale back.
  16. You have to sea these fish puns.
  17. Please keep conversations quiet. There’s a herring going on.
  18. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.
  19. Create your own fish pun, don’t leave it to salmon else.
  20. Hoping to avoid turtle disaster.
  21. The new squid on the block.
  22. Did you meet the best employee in the balloon factory? It was a blow fish.
  23. What a koi joke.
  24. What’s the lowest level piece on the sea? The prawn.
  25. This blog has a future – so much porpoise.
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  1. What happened to the fish flake? It was tetrared to death.
  2. Did you see how large the fish was? The photo wasn’t to scale.
  3. The fish had a girlfriend but then he lobster.
  4. What happened when the fish went on stage? It floundered.
  5. What does the Loch Ness Monster eat? Fish n ships.
  6. Keep your friends close and anenomes closer.
  7. Forget about her. There’s plenty of other fish in the sea.
  8. So you wanna cuttle with me?
  9. I like to make fish puns just for the halibut.
  10. Sharks hate to show up out of the deep blue.
  11. Where did the first fish go into orbit? Trouter space.
  12. Too many fish puns. I should scale back.
  13. Sometimes life as a fish is over-whale-ming.
  14. It is not easy being fishy.
  15. They dolphinitely have to be out of fish puns by now.
  16. When you use some inappropriate fish puns and worry you might be crossing the line.
  17. Did you hear about the illiterate fisherman? He was lost at C.
  18. Did you try the new seafood restaurant? I’m hooked.
  19. Did you see the amazing play about fishing? It has quite the cast.
  20. What made the octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
  21. What is the most expensive fish? A goldfish.
  22. Create your own fish pun. Don’t let salmon else do it.
  23. Cod I borrow you for five minutes?
  24. What do fish buy for their father? A barbecue gill.
  25. Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank.
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  1. How does an octopus go to war? The get well armed.
  2. What do you get when you miss a banker and a great white shark? A loan shark.
  3. How did the clam move so quickly? He scalloped.
  4. What kind of seafood do they serve in saunas? Steamed mussels.
  5. What kind of fish destroyed the city? Codzilla.
  6. Can you come up with any betta puns?
  7. How does the fish carry their documents to work? A reef case.
  8. What is the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? A catching tune.
  9. Oh for Gods hake that idiot is one the phone again.
  10. Salmon else can answer that phone because I’m busy.
  11. What’s your favorite show? Tuna-half-men.
  12. What happened when the fish misbehaved? They were schooled.
  13. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? A bass drum.
  14. Why do airport employees love fish? They have their own scales.
  15. Why are tuna the hardest workers? They seize every oppor-tuna-ty.
  16. Why do fish lose court cases? They’re always gill-ty.
  17. I’m sophisticated.
  18. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
  19. I made an article of fish jokes. But it quickly tanked.
  20. Why do sharks wear rays? Free ray bans.
  21. What do you call a messy fish? A slobster.
  22. What did a fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam!
  23. Where do fish sleep? In a water bed.
  24. Have you ever seen a catfish? No – how does it hold down the rod.
  25. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing – fish can’t talk.
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  1. Why did the fish cross the road? Pelican crossing.
  2. What’s a great family fish game? Salmon says.
  3. Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him from a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you’ll feed him for a lifetime.
  4. How did the fish burn her tongue? She drank the water before it was cool.
  5. You ever realize how puffer fish look like durian fruit?
  6. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell it a whale of a tale.
  7. What do you call a fish without i’s? Fsh.
  8. Smells like fish jokes.
  9. What day to fish hate? Fryday.
  10. What did the clown fish say to the swordfish. Why the long face?
  11. Sorry I was out sick all week. My arm was in a cast.
  12. What did the magician say to the fish? Pick a cod, any cod.
  13. How do two fish greet each other? Long time no sea.
  14. What does a fish do in a crisis? They sea kelp.
  15. What did the fish say when he posted bail? I’m off the hook.
  16. Why did the vegan go deep sea fishing? Just for the halibut.
  17. What happens when you drink like a fish? You pee like a firehouse.
  18. Why didn’t the fish pass their exams? They worked below C-level.
  19. Did you hear about the crab who went to the seafood disco. He pulled a mussel.
  20. What fish goes up the river at 100 mph? A motor pike.
  21. Where are most fish found? Between head and tail.
  22. How do you catch the cursor fish? Click bait.
  23. What does the fish ride into war? A fish tank.
  24. What do you call a fake koi fish? A de koi.
  25. Two fish go into a tank. One says you’ll man the guns.

Hope you enjoyed them! Let me know if you have any other ones in the comments.

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